Thursday, September 27, 2012

Help I'm Fat and It's Hot

Since conceiving the sandwich (you know, by making it myself and then shoving it in my mouth and swallowing it), none of my clothes fit. I have maybe five shirts I can wear, two pairs of very tight pants, one knee length skirt, one ankle length skirt, and one dress that I can wear under a shirt.

It's basically just grab whatever is clean (or not disgusting, let's be honest) and yanking my body into it.

Today that choice was too tight pants and a sweater, which should have been fine as it's been super cold the last few weeks.

Oh bleh, it's warm today. It's 80!

And I'm convinced I'm fatter than I've ever been but I don't have a scale so I'm not sure.

My clothes are tight and heavy and I feel like a sofa.

I rarely have fat days because I dress for comfort and style and I like my appearance, but nothing is worse than having pants and sweater stick to you. I feel like my excess flesh is pressing against my actual skin, waiting to escape.

This isn't just whining, either. According to this article my too tight pants are compressing my nerves. Is that so bad though, because I feel like I'm going to explode out of what I'm wearing and maybe nerve compression will be so bad that it will kill that feeling? Yes? No?

Edit: Okay I went to go take a chill pill and realized it's 60% humidity, so it's probably not just my clothes and my fatness that's making me feel uncomfortable.  Bleh. Bleh! Feels better to blame the weather. DAAAAAAMN YOOOOOU WEATHAAAH.

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