Friday, November 30, 2012

Fab Friday ... now with ideas!

THE FOLLOWING IS SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KNOW ABOUT FAB THINGS. CARRY ON.
Okay, so I think it would be "fab" if I went back on Atkins/Paleo. I know it's December, but my compulsive eating has gotten out of hand and I pretty much never binge eat meat. I know I wrote a post yesterday putting turkey in the bottom two for Thanksgiving X-Factor, but it was there for deliciousness and interesting-ness.   Foods that have that factor that makes them super delicious rather than just pleasant are dangerous for me. I think it would be fab if I could start eating chicken and tuna like my cat.


I think it is fab that I am out of the house today. I still feel rotten, but I'm dressed and working. I know you guys are proud of me.

I figured out how to program my DVR so it doesn't delete things after I have five shows!

I had made a gray layout and it looked spiffy, but I think my new white one with snowflakes on it reflects me more. My living room is full of those colors. Since my new blog name references the apartment where I live, I figured it was a good idea to honor it with the right colors instead of a boring photo of my magenta lamp.



Christmas shopping done... get some mugs, make these, hilarity ensues. 


Thursday, November 29, 2012

Thanksgiving Food and X Factor

We all basically eat the same types of foods on Thanksgiving, but sometimes I have to ask why.  We all have types of potatoes, cranberries, stuffing, turkey, corn, green beans.

In fact this is what I had, and I'll bet it is what many people had:


Here is the rundown on who would be in the top three, and who would be singing for their survival if these foods were on X Factor.

Top Three
1. Candied Sweet Potatoes/Corn Pudding
Why would anyone ever call these "candied yams" ... have you seen or tasted an actual yam?  They're like really gross white potatoes. Just no. Eating candied sweet potatoes is ridiculously awesome. It's vegetable.  It's candy. I want to make out with it. And Corn Pudding? See above, insert corn. Incorporate veggies and dessert, yes.  Although I consider corn on the cob to be as delicious as dessert.

2. Mashed Potatoes (not pictured)
Mashed Potatoes make something very unappetizing to me into something fluffy and savory.  I feel like I'm eating herbed clouds in Care-A-Lot. 

3. Canned Cranberry Sauce
If it doesn't shlorp, if it doesn't have can marks, please send it away.  This is a Thanksgiving classic.

Wild Card
1. Stuffing
Stuffing depends. If it's just basically wood chipped trail mix, send that crap home.  But if it has sausage and apples and the prayers of innocent children, stuffing wins. 

Sing for Survival
There are no two acts in this competition that I actually want to send home.

1. Turkey
I'm not sure why turkey is a part of Thanksgiving. It's just meat, like any other meat. It sounds so unpatriotic, I know. However, turkeys were only eaten because they were there and available. If people were really in the spirit of Thankgiving and aiming to eat the most common animal in the U.S., we would be eating deer.  Can you imagine a delicious, perfectly seasoned, venison steak?  It's fantastic. You don't even need gravy. Which is good, because I already voted to send gravy home. 

2. Green Bean Casserole
I don't want to be very critical. It's vegetables covered in soup with crunchy things.  It's an OK side dish.  I personally, hate green beans.  This is actually the only way I can possibly eat green beans without erupting into a heaving, sweating, nausea machine. 

Okay, have to go, Glee is on!





Sick Days

You might have noticed  I have not blogged much since my courthouse wedding. Since the wedding, my life has been very eventful. 

There were the United States Presidential election results and all of the news coverage left me too overwhelmed to go online lest someone feel like shouting at me. I decided not to associate with people who feel the need to shout at me.

Then my husband's brother Jeremy got married to his high school sweetheart. 

Thanksgiving had me go to at least four dinners and have several people over.


So I felt like this:

You wouldn't know it, but this look conveys extreme anxiety.


I became a little run down and now I'm sick. I spent most of the last few days laying around, sneezing, coughing, and other unpleasant things. Every so often I will blink and before I know it, it looks like this outside:

My view of the last minutes of the sun setting just before 5:30p.m.
Seriously, are you kidding me? Not ten minutes later and it is pitch black outside.  Isn't that blue gorgeous though? It's like cobalt glass.

I have been chewed up and spit out ... and then swallowed again in the world of Facebook games. UGH!

So today I ordered a new digital camera! Yay! I can't take photos with the crappy one I currently have without using a pair of tweezers. Here is what I treated myself to:
Canon PowerShot SX260 HS 12.1MP Digital Camera with 20x Optical Zoom - Black from Target.com
I pretty much know very little about cameras but this one had good reviews and I'm super excited to be able to take pictures again.

Tomorrow I go back to work.  I still feel pretty cruddy but I can't sit around coughing for another day.



Wednesday, November 28, 2012

So What! Wednesday


I thought I'd get back into blogging after a month of not blogging after my wedding with a So What! Wednesday from Life After I "Dew" ... so here we go! (Thanks, Laura for the idea!)

So What Wednesday

So what if ...

WithSandwich was a failure.  I gained at least five pounds since starting it! Why not post about what I'm happy about? I love living in Oakland Hills and my blog should now represent this!

I stayed home sick today. Sometimes I just don't feel well ... isn't my health important?

I have not worked out in an age. I have a plan for this! On Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays I plan on spending the afternoons doing something I love, like Zumba or intense interval walking, for at least 30 minutes. On Thursdays and Sundays I plan on doing my Power Yoga Total Body Workout with Rodney Yee DVD

I don't have Photoshop. I can still make my own layouts using LunaPic and PicMonkey whenever I feel the need to change things up ... and I did!

I am still not internet famous. Wait, I take that back.  LOVE ME. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME.

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That was fun! I'm going to go rest up now so I feel better!

Sunday, November 4, 2012

What It Is Like To Get Courthouse Married

So what was it like to get married?

Well I woke up and did my hair, makeup, and got ready, then woke up Greg to tell him it was his wedding day.  He helped me into my long-line bra (or as I like to call it, the torture device) and zipped up my short little black dress. I felt beautiful.  I mean, I'm still a short  fat person wearing a dress, but still!  I had clean hair, I smelled good, I felt fancy.



When my mom and David came over, it was chaos.  I had torn my apartment apart preparing for the hurricane and the wedding at the same time.  There were pieces of multi-colored tulle and bags of canned goods everywhere in case we needed to evacuate and I had not straightened up.  So I kept walking around everyone going, "Excuse me!" and answering every question with, "Uh-huh!" And then I sat in the truck and almost passed out.  Seriously, I couldn't breathe.  I am unused to even wearing Spanx, so the long line bra with boning that went down to my hips compressed my lungs. I honestly thought I would get car sick all over my dress, but I was OK. I was fine when we got out of the car.  Greg looked really worried at all the commotion.



Finally we were in Annapolis and out of the car and I felt much better!  We made the walk to the courthouse, which was scenic with the quaint brick roads and old-timey buildings. Inside the courthouse the information desk was decorated with zombies and spiderwebs. We hung out for a little bit and then walked into the licensing department to get to marrying.



It was basically one big photo op.  Lots of pictures were taken but there wasn't anything really big going on. All we did was dress up, go to the chapel, sign our names, hold hands, repeated words, kiss, hug, and complained we were hungry and wanted to get out of our uncomfortable clothes.



Even though there was nothing big going on, it still felt wonderful to look into my husband's eyes and say those words.





I felt it in my solar plexus when we first kissed as husband and wife.



And it's that, really. If you want to commit to one person until both of you die, this is what you should do.  It's the best feeling in the world.  Every consenting adult who wants to get married should. My brother in law is getting married to his girlfriend next week and I want one of my closest friends Joey to make history with his boyfriend Kenny when they become each others husbands in January.



The only thing that feels even remotely as delicious as getting married is finally getting out of wearing a combination of Spanx and a long line bra.  Because there should be laws, people.



If you want to see more photos click here.

Thank you to my friend David for bringing his camera so we could have photos to remember the day by.

Edit: I forgot to mention one detail about what it's like to be newly married:

I always felt weddings should be low-key and intimate and I still plan on celebrating with more people later. I think I definitely thought this through and really waited until I knew. (Nine years! Heh.) I still would have liked to have time to plan a celebration to join our families together, but nothing says we still can't. I just know that when Greg "kissed the bride" it really slammed into me that we were married. I felt the effects for several days as I was jerked out of sleep by my brain every few hours, as if my body was trying to tell me Santa had come and there were presents. My brain repeatedly thought, "Psst, wake up, did you forget you are married? Because you are! Don't forget! Night!" I thought it was hysterical, even more funny as I went several nights without sleeping soundly because of this side-effect of making this huge commitment. Nobody told me this would happen! So weird!!!

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Fab Friday: Random Random Random

It's Fab Fridays!  Here we go...
WEDDINGED
I got married on Wednesday!  I'm so excited that my body wakes me up when I'm sleeping to let me know, "Psst! You're married!  Wake up, you're married!"  Body, I am trying to sleep.  It is not Christmas morning.  Santa is no longer running for president.  But omg, I'm married. 
WEIRD AL

Yesterday (I mean Wednesday I'm still in Thursday mode.  HOWDOICALENDAR?)was Halloween and @alyankovic still has many, many fans!
ANNIE KEEPS TRYING TO EAT THE LASER POINTER DOT!!!!!
MONKEY MONKEY WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR CRACKER?

WRITING WHAT I CAN'T OH NO HOWDOIBLOGGER GOODNIGHT.