Friday, October 11, 2013

Get a new plan, Stan!

Hi Blog!
 
I've had a very emotional week this week, starting with some terrible news in my family and the continuing political mess involving the shutdown, then some drama at work involving my misophonia/hyperacusis, then last night's very sad episode of Glee.  I have a crying hangover.
 
My week off has been glorious otherwise! I had pizza, bean burritos, ice cream, chocolate, soda.  I ate on plan for some meals, but for the most part it's been junk food city.  However, I haven't eaten the point of being sick. When I had pizza, I'd choose the smallest pieces in the box and really savor it.  Before game I had no problem wolfing down a half of a box of pizza, but I have now lost that talent.  Now even one slice of pizza feels like I'm ingesting a mouthful of salt. Still, it was really nice to lay off the broccoli for a little bit!
 
I didn't exercise at all this week because of finals, weather, and some pretty gnarly chapped lips.  Thus, instead of 209.7 lbs I'm 212.3 lbs. WHATEVAH, WHATEVAH.   It will all average out when I go back on game!
 
Yes, I'm doing the contest again!  Although, instead of doing a weight loss challenge where I lose 1% of my weight per week, I'm doing a fitness challenge.
 
Fuck scales, bitch.  I want to lift a truck.
 
Challenge: work out an hour a day.  Do the Insanity Fitness Test.  Write down my scores.  Repeat the Insanity Fitness Test every week and improve each exercise by 2 to win the bonus.
 
Proposed weekly fitness plan:
 

DAY 1
45 minute cardio
15 minute rows/crunches/pushups
 
DAY 2
45 minute cardio
15 minute deadlifts/air squats (eventually add weight when I get the form correct)/lunges
 
DAY 3
90 minute cardio
 
DAY 4
45 minute cardio
15 minute rows/crunches/pushups
 
DAY 5
45 minute cardio
15 minute deadlifts/air squats/lunges
 
DAY 6
60+ minute form of recreation (Zumba or Hiking or vigorous house cleaning)
 
DAY 7
LOAF AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE A QUEEN
 
I'M GOING TO BE SO SORE!!!! But you know what makes me happy? GETTING OFF MY BUTT.  And halfway through the game, I lost my motivation.  My workouts had very little structure.  I crave structure.  I thrive on structure. 
 
This is going to be so difficult, but I'm going to be so proud of myself for doing something so good for my body!
 

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