Fab Friday via WithSandwich

I've been pregnant but not with sandwiches or babies, but with schoolwork. Large amounts of schoolwork. The baby, my education, is kicking me sore. And those cravings and morning sickness are just brutal! Trust me, you don't want to see the sonogram because damn that's an ugly baby.

I asked one of my friends, Joey, if this blog was a bit too self-depreciating and he was all, "Yeah, a little bit." I mean let's be honest: as much as I want to stay body positive and awesome, there really are major drawbacks and resentment involved with not being where you want to be. Please do not misunderstand: I am so glad I'm not pregnant and I do not want to have kids ever. But I love the celebratory blogs of pregnant moms and I wish there was a way to celebrate what I have instead of lament over what I don't have, and all I have in common with moms right now is the belly ... and it's more side-to-side than back-to-front right now anyway so yeah.

While I'm stuffing myself into clothes that don't fit and analyzing risk and safety factors involved with working with single mothers and their abused children, let's explore something more fun for now:





LET'S TALK ABOUT FAB THINGS LIKE:

• Last night's episode of Glee. Did you see it? Guys, it was everything I've been waiting for. There will be no spoilers here, but words were said that needed to be said by many characters and I feel completely satisfied. What do you think?



• I will have access to the following food tonight at some place called Suicide Bridge (What a horrible name!):





• I went to go see Pitch Perfect with Joey and Kenny and I want to see it again and again!




• I am planning something fabulous to happen to Halloween but I'm not allowed to share yet. I mean, it's huge but not huge at the same time. I can't wait to be able to say what it is!




• My cat, who used to think everything was a toy, now has a favorite toy that she will play with to the exclusions of others.




• REMOVEYOURPANTS, who is the reason for the season, is back, guys! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS? She is a flawless queen and you are all ... peasants.




• PAPA JOHNS IS PUTTING MEATBALLS ON THEIR PIZZA PLEASE DON'T CEASE THIS TOPPING! Unlike this guy I got it for $9 and could put whatever I wanted on it besides pepperoni so there.