I'm too lazy to post in this blog.

Hi Blog,

 

I am a very lazy person.

 

This is a recent discovery that everyone else knows about me except for me.

 

I have no idea what I want to do when I grow up, because I don't want to do anything, ugh, because effort.

 

When I was really young I fantasized about being alone on an island because I was too lazy to put on underwear. However, as an adult I found that I really like eating and that cooking is fun sometimes so I became less lazy and set my goals higher.

 

I want to be a kitty cat.

 

Yes.

 

I want to never shave again and just roll around with all of my fluffy body hair and have people feed me and hold me and lay in the sun and not worry about living past age seven.

 

I want to stay home all the time and not do anything and not have to worry about having to whether I have enough battery life in my iPod to block out annoying stuff like hearing management talk.

 

But I'm too lazy to figure out how to transform magically into a kitty cat so for now I have no career goals beyond not getting fired so I better get back to work.

 

Bye Blog!