It just got real on So What! Wednesday

Oooh Oooh Oooh! I have a bunch of So What! Wednesday junk for you!

-SO WHAT IF I HAVE A SWARM OF ANTS IN MY BED. Actually nevermind. EW I HAVE A SWARM OF ANTS IN MY BED. :( But as my friend Heather told me, "At least you don't have ants in your pants!"

-So WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE RELATING TO MY LIFE FOR SO WHAT! Wednesday? I legit don't care about anything else! I should be worried that my house is a bit cluttered and I have homework and bills, but I sort of don't. I'm kind of doing the best I can do, and if worst comes to worst I'll hire a damned maid for my birthday.

Let me see if I can pull things from the headlines.

-SO WHAT IF I'D FEEL GUILTY DOING SO WHAT ON THE HEADLINES? That would be really rude to be like SO WHAT IF SO AND SO WAS KILLED IN AN AMERICAN DRONE STRIKE OR THAT A DNA VIDEO LEAD TO AN ARREST IN A FRENCH SOLDIER ATTACK OR THAT A CHINESE BABY FELL INTO A SEWAGE PIPE ACCIDENTALLY. (Wait, are you serious? These headlines are terrible!)

Let me try something better, like weird news:

-SO WHAT IF MOTHER/DAUGHTER PORN DUO SEEKS FATHER-SON PARTNERS? Porn isn't real! It's just the movies. Really, you need to learn the difference between fucked up fantasy and reality!

... That's really not what I was hoping to cover on So What! Wednesday.

-SO WHAT! if I totally lied about having any content whatsoever for So What! Wednesday and just wanted to participate in the link up for funsies?

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